corbin dewitt

tell me why u follow me on anon

(i wasn’t going to do this but apparently i cannot resist, so tell me!)

(Source: icarly2007, via cryptozooid)

also i took this screenshot while watching the testament of dr mabuse at like 6:45am and nothing has ever been more relevant

also i took this screenshot while watching the testament of dr mabuse at like 6:45am and nothing has ever been more relevant

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

#’you do not have to be good’
#also i discovered the gif maker
#WHAT IS THIS
#’when there’s nothing left to burn
#’why is writing important? mainly out of egotism i suppose’
#i am trying not to complain because i recognize how objectively great this situation is
#'he looks just like me but six foot three'
#because seriously
#never thought all the hours wasted on this dumb website would come in handy
wow

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

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saydeeeee replied to your post: “spring dinner: roasted asparagus, softboiled egg, crusty sourdough…”
pics or it didn’t happen
image

girl you better believe it

spring dinner: roasted asparagus, softboiled egg, crusty sourdough bread and pork pâté

god i hate this dumb website

god i hate this dumb website

"

When you say you had a shitty childhood, everyone wants proof. Well, actually, no one wants proof. Everyone wants your memories of your shitty childhood–your troubled memory of your troubled parent–to be one big misunderstanding. In the past several years, there have been at least three articles in the New York Times about the parents of estranged adult children—how confused and wounded and hopeless they are—accompanied by zero articles about, say, why someone would become estranged from their parents to begin with. The articles treat each child’s decision to cut off contact as a choice they’ve come to with zero forethought, as if they impulsively decided to never talk to their parents again after getting upset because Starbucks ran out of their favorite latte flavor or something.

The implication, of course, is that estrangement doesn’t hurt the child at all, because the child has no feelings.—after all, only someone with no feelings could cut off their parents, in the absence of beatings or incest or untreated alcoholism, or the few other problems that we all agree are “valid” reasons to not talk to your parents. To cut them off for anything less is monstrous. What kind of an asshole are you?

"

— Gabrielle Moss, “My Mother Stole $30,000 From Me, and All I Got Was This Stupid Sense of Closure" (via The Toast)