SEVEN coats??? who are you, taylor swift??? (i own ONE COAT and it DOESNT EVEN FIT ME, im AGGRESSIVELY ANTI COAT, also im fat i guess so its impossible to find any coats that fit. but i have like. 3 jackets.)
HA oh god i wish i were as beautifully put-together as she is but the truth of the matter is that i grew up in a place where coats are necessary pretty much eight months out of the year, definitely from october-may and like even in june and september it’s best to have a light jacket when you go out at night. so having a lot of coats is sort of justified?
here is a fun story about me: i own seven coats and in a couple of weeks i will be moving to california
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion